Historical clue formulations

• Shiny material — 2026-09-05
• Uncool — 2026-09-01
• Uncool — 2026-08-16
• Really weak, as an excuse — 2026-07-05
• Glitzy fabric — 2025-12-28
• Shiny fabric — 2024-02-19
• Metallic fabric — 2023-05-28
• Shiny fabric — 2022-04-06
• How kids might describe dad jokes — 2021-06-20
• Fancy fabric — 2021-06-16
• Metallic fabric — 2021-05-16
• Like a horse that can no longer be ridden — 2020-05-27
• ___ duck — 2020-04-28
• Shiny fabric — 2019-10-16
• Unfunny, as a joke — 2018-11-05
• Uncool — 2018-09-16
• Sorry — 2017-01-21
• Wake — 2016-09-15
• Totally uncool — 2016-09-06
• Not cool, informally — 2016-01-05
• Unbelievable, say — 2015-04-05
• Flimsy — 2015-03-22
• Limping, say — 2013-05-06
• Weak — 2012-01-27
• Hobbling, say — 2011-09-27
• Uncool — 2011-08-24
• Unconvincing — 2011-07-07
• Half-baked — 2010-03-31
• Pricey fabric — 2009-07-23
• Unconvincing — 2009-02-22
• Showy wear — 2009-01-31
• Pathetic — 2008-12-02
• Weak — 2008-10-07
• Poor, as an excuse — 2008-02-12
• Poor, as excuses go — 2007-06-26
• Formal fabric — 2007-06-06
• Beneath serious consideration — 2006-11-09
• Inadequate — 2006-10-18
• Hobbling — 2006-09-15
• Weak, as an effort — 2005-06-01
• Not really believable — 2005-05-05
• ___ duck — 2005-03-02
• Hobbling — 2004-12-09
• Dress material for a ball — 2004-11-28
• Hobbling — 2004-11-15
• Poor, as excuses go — 2004-06-22
• Poor, as excuses go — 2004-06-09
• Unconvincing — 2004-05-06
• Pathetic — 2004-04-23
• Like some excuses — 2003-09-08