Historical clue formulations

• Comedian who voiced the lead in "The Secret Life of Pets" — 2016-12-10
• Comic who said "I open my eyes, remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go 'Ugh'" — 2016-03-04
• Comic who said "The meal is not over when I'm full. The meal is over when I hate myself" — 2015-03-18
• Comedian who said "Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery" — 2015-01-18
• Stand-up comedian with multiple Emmys — 2014-11-11